Squirrel Cage bar and grill Hwy 61 Willow River MN
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Monday, January 20, 2025
Small town bar and grills to visit this week
Squirrel Cage bar and grill Hwy 61 Willow River MN
Sunday, January 19, 2025
January 19,2025 Horoscopes-Cosmic Comedy
Aquarius- it is damn cold and you my friend are being a big baby about it. Seriously it happens every year get over it. Have a cup of coffee-Irish.
Capricorn- Go through your craft room and clean that shit up before you end up on an episode of hoarders. Really have you ever in your life finished even one project?!
Sagittarius- You done already fudged up your diet, but don't feel bad so has everyone else and honestly you had no intention of following through anyway. You were drunk when you made the resolution.
Scorpio- You never pay attention when people are talking and you have gotten along all this time so don't start now. Just keep nodding and smiling, everyone thinks you are a stoner anyways.
Leo- Bust into your savings and get yourself something nice, you deserve it. Go ahead spend all $11.67 Maybe you can get a nice happy meal, that will cheer you up.
Virgo- aahh those gambling debts are coming due soon, no happy meal for you my friend. Better luck next week.
Libra- In your golden years you will wish you had children to take care of you, start working on that this week.
Cancer- Keep doing what you are doing and don't overthink it. Really don't what is the worst that can happen. Enjoy and don't look over your shoulder. Karma doesn't care right now. Mwahahahaha
Gemini- Buy donuts for everyone you work with this week. Yes you, do it skinflint.
Taurus- You were such a twat waffle to everyone last year, that shit gets old so stop it.
Aries- lucky you!!!! 😏
Feed the squirrels even if it's against the rules. 🙈🙉🙊
How it really is
Saturday, January 11, 2025
Tuesday, January 7, 2025
Ten excuses not to go to work or to any event
1. I'm tired and I have to poop
2. I don't want to
3. Cat won't let me
4. Dog said No
5. It's too hot
6. It's too cold
7. The sun's too bright
8. Too cloudy it might storm
9. I forgot to get gas and I'm almost out and I don't have any money.
10. I way way overslept and it's too late to come in now.
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