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Spirit or Power Creatures by Cosmic Creator of Chaos

     The following are Power or Spirit creatures for each sign. according to The cosmic Creator of Chaos. These are the darker side of each personality some depicting danger, chaos, selfishness, laziness and manipulation and sometimes just downright mean verging on and crossing into evil.The CCOC or Doomsayer wants you to know that you have control over all these things and when,if and how you use them. So fear not these traits usually only present themselves in harmless but annoying ways.

                             Aries-Taurus=Gemini-Virgo-Sphinx

The sphinx has had a long history of secrecy and intrigue, being viewed by many cultures as guardians of knowledge and as speaking in riddles. The sphinx varies in physical features, but is almost always a composite of two or more animals, and some versions are part-human part-animal. Whatever the form, the sphinx embodies paradox, beautiful and alluring, she is also dangerous even deadly; encountering a sphinx is described as confusing and destructive and requires great caution when approaching. For Instance The Sphinx lures you in with charm and beauty before manipulating you into doing what they want all the while you think it was your own idea. For example: you are paying the majority of bills and entertainment costs while the Sphinx whiles away their day lolling around doing as they please napping,watching tv reading trashy magazines and making up fantasies in their head for you to carry out  and pay for. All with a smile on your face and a nagging something in the back of your head. Putting two Sphinxes together and it becomes a never ending power struggle until  no one knows which way the toilet paper roll goes on and it ends up on the floor next to the toilet, all the while each of you to refuse to do anything productive anymore and it's a marathon of eating oreo's from a box under the couch and everyone is wearing adult diapers because  you are both trying to win and eventually you are so disgusted with yourself  that you mutually agree to break your bond, go your separate ways and privately plot your next move and victim.

 

  

                                                  Scorpio-Libra-Cancer-Pisces-Dragon

Typically depicted as a large and powerful Serpent or other reptile it has magical or spiritual qualities, the most famous being the ability to breathe fire from their mouths. More often than not dragons were considered malevolent, associated with evil supernatural forces and the natural enemy of humanity. These people naturally have had it with humanity and have taken all they can. One wrong move or flinch and they will torch you and everyone around you just for the fun of it. These types should be given a wide berth and approached very carefully if at all. Never think that you have fooled them because they have long memories and relish a good blast of revenge with a fiery breath you will never see coming. To top it off they will feel very justified in doing it. That last piece of pizza or cake ? Don't even think about it  or your fingers will be burnt off with one blast and while you sit in tears over the loss they will eat that pizza and  cake right in front of you and smack their lips the whole time and then call for take out - put it on your credit card  then and only then will call 911  for your scorched nubs at the end of your hand.

                                      Capricorn-Sagittarius-Aquarius-Leo-Mermaid

(mer is the French word meaning "sea.") A mermaid is an aquatic creature with the head and torso of human female and a fish-like tail. The male version of a mermaid is known as a "merman," and the gender-neutral plural is merfolk or merpeople. Merfolk appear in a plethora of cultures worldwide—legends often tell of mermaids singing to sailors, enchanting them, and luring them to their death. These are the sneakiest types to deal with but are easily eliminated from your life by either the Sphinx (because DUH!!  cat beats fish anyday.) or the Dragon which is by rights equal to the Sphinx but in different ways , it all comes down to distracting one or the other with snacks and or a comfy napping area. The problems comes in with the mermaid is that they are ever playing the victim but once you are lured in they can't make up their mind  and leave you hanging by your feet ,flapping in the breeze or the river until you just beg for mercy,which they never give and you must escape with your own wits.  Once you manage this NEVER look back let some other poor fool get caught in the net of the Mermaid who is very enticing but never satisfied until they have sucked the life out of and you are worthless to anyone else,an empty shell of a person walking around looking like Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont high but without all the pot .All empty and dumb with no happy ar munchies just endless wandering through dark damp streets and even the strays want nothing to do with you.

Cosmic Curator of Chaos

 Evilyn- Cosmic Curator of Chaos brings you her version of horoscopes from the ether. December 2024

Pieces: 🌚 You obviously have no intention of cutting your binge eating so at least try and mix it up with  alcohol to bring some balance to your life. Dilly Dilly! 

Aquarius: 🌕Try not to trip over your ego this holiday season,it's a big ask but for your own benefit. There is a lot of pork in your near Future,save some bacon for the rest of us. Salty.

Capricorn: 💨you may as well get over the embarrassment and learn to live with the fact that you're a giant wind bag, you have air coming out of both ends and it won't stop anytime soon. Give up second breakfast and cabbage stew.

Sagittarius: 💞 you are in love with yourself and everyone knows it,it is what it is, just don't expect any surprise parties or gifts. You probably don't care though because you are the gift,right?

Scorpio: 😳Confused all the time and looking like a lost puppy,just stay quiet and go with the flow. Don't walk in a pig crossing zone and for the love of all that is holy wash your armpits.

Leo: 🦇💩You buy all your gifts from a sleazy convenience store in a bad part of town and it shows in every area of your life. Lay low after any holiday parties and have a slick exit strategy, people are sick of your shit, but you know they just need to lower their expectations......A lot.

Virgo: 🙈🙉🙊should be your motto but you just can't help yourself. Queens and Kings of sarcasm and  misunderstood is what you are. Watch out for Henny Penny.

Libra:🖤❤️‍🩹🩵 stop playing victim it's old. You may run into a cow before the end of year,make the best of it.

Cancer:🥰😍🤩🙂🥲🥹😑🤔😱😡🤢🐶Yes this is your love life on repeat you fall in love at the drop of a hat and you whine constantly,save yourself the heart ache and get a puppy. Just don't neglect the puppy the way you do people,puppies won't put up with your shit. Better luck next year.

Gemini: 💯🛀 just relax,you can't fix it. Eat some pie. 🥧 

Taurus:🌪️⚡☔🌀🌬️ you're just not gonna keep up don't even try,cover you head and wait for Spring.

Aries: lucky you. Or are you? 🌎♟️

Tourism Centers North and East Minnesota

Thompson Hill in Duluth is my favorite,but I am biased.  worked here in 2010 and the view,the building,and the staff are fantastic and very knowledgeable. The park like setting outside is perfect for picnics and pictures while you stretch your legs and plan your trip route.

I have yet to check the MooseLake center out but the little building is very cute and welcoming. I just have to remember to go there first before the grocery store.

Hinckley is another nice Little building to visit with very helpful staff. It's also across the parking lot from Tobies bakery, gotta get those caramel rolls and custard bismarks. ❤️🍪
 

Finlayson Ag Center

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