Sunday, February 2, 2025

Saturday, February 1, 2025

February 1 2025- February Folderol for the Love Fanatic

 

 February 1rst is here and you are running out of time to to get that perfect gift or gesture or come up with the perfect lie whichever one floats your boat and makes you - you. Love is blooming in hearts and minds everywhere causing your mind and body extreme  happiness or crushing anxiety. "Please don't stand within projectile vomit range" as Kermit from Mr. Mercedes might say.

Pisces-This is your least favorite holiday even on a good year so stock up on cigarettes and vodka and just go with the flow because this too will pass.

Aquarius-Try as you might being the overachiever that you are, you are just not gonna WOW on February 14th and that is okay you bring zing to the other 364 days of the year.

Capricorn- Get a goat and a little goat outfit for it. Make sure said goat is just finishing up a pretty piece of pink paper as you walk to the door of your love. This will show great effort on your part and earn you pity points for the loss of the epic poem you wrote.

Sagittarius- You, LoverFace, cannot lose.

Scorpio-Make sure your mouth is full at all times this week so whatever you say cannot be understood or used against you.

Leo-The week ahead for you is a mystery even to me. It is unknown with a chance of disaster on a small scale. Meaning the worst that can happen is a giant zit on the end of your nose.

Virgo- Your sultry persona cannot be resisted by anyone of the opposite sex. Stay home unless you have to go out lest everyone you meet falls instantly in lust with you.

Libra-You will feel extra giddy this week for no apparent reason which will draw the opposite sex to you, so be careful where you go and who you talk to. You are a silly little hedgehog everyone wants to try and cuddle with. This cannot end well for others.

Cancer-You will be at a loss of words of any use this week which is unusual for you but your tongue is tied and it is best to observe rather than wow with words right now.

Gemini-Don't use the stove this week try, and stay with the microwave. Not because there is any danger but because your cooking skills are sorely lacking. As a matter of fact microwave everything from now on or better yet order out.    

Taurus-Laugh off any mistakes you may make this week. Laugh at yourself, we are all laughing with you, Or at you, hard to tell but what we think doesn't matter. Remember that in the future.

Aries-Slow your groove hippy, you're putting off to much high powered yet scattered energy. Look lost it's a good look for you and meets others expectations.

   

  

Saturday, January 25, 2025

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Valentines Day Candies for each astrological sign January 25th 2025


  Your sweet and irresistible love, makes the days sweeter and the nights whisper to you with cravings.  You yearn for the sweet and tangy juices swirling on your tongue and the chocolate melting in your mouth, the soft yet chewy caramel and never forget the puff of sugar the dissipates as it hits the warmth of your mouth and the sweet spongie squish of the marshmallow. These are the flavors of you one and only love,dearest to your heart. Tantalize your true love with the sweets that make her melt in your own hands.   

 




    Pieces-Chocolates in every form, the simplest pleasure of creamy milk chocolate as it slowly melts in your mouth. A rich and decadent treat that must be earned and can be taken away. 

   Aquarius- Candy canes and marshmallows soft and spongy sweetness with a side of a peppermint blast to keep you on your toes. A very special delight only for the special ones.

    Capricorn-Jellybeans a traditional treat with little surprises in in every one. Colorful little people with diverse personalities. Easy to please.

  Sagittarius- Fruit slices soft fresh and colorful as fun to look at as they are to eat but do their best when they are on display. 

 Scorpio-Candy corn a festive yet cloyingly sweet and sentimental almost annoying. Very special but not for every day.

Leo-Hard candy a long lasting and steadfast treat full of color and flavor and can be savored for long periods of time. May break your teeth if you are impatient and don't treat with respect.

 Virgo-Licorice bright and strong tough and chewy can be dark or colorful. Not for everyone. Love them of hate them but not a lot of in between. Clear and concise as choices go.

 Libra- Gummy bears a vibrant and juicy choice with a certain amount of staying power. May become addictive and needy. Somewhat childlike or immature. Can be fun and playful but may get stuck in your teethe and drive you crazy.

 Cancer- Maple sticks traditional and expensive seems stable but doesn't last nearly as long long as it's sweet promises. Consume with no expectations as you may be disappointed and left feeling empty. Can be overpowering in it's sweetness if you have to much.

 Gemini- Caramel is smooth and soothing melt in your mouth goodness with versatility. It can be extremely hard or soft and chewy. Pleases most everyone and is a bit of a showboater with it's morphing skills. You never know where you may find it.

 Taurus- chocolate cover wafers try to please everyone yet are mostly air leaving you wanting for something. They start out strong and then disappear. Can be addictive.

 Aries- soft and beautiful with a childlike whimsical attitude. Lures you in with sweet comforting aromas and unexpected delights yet disappears in no time leaving you with a desire for more. Much better to enjoy sparingly as it has no substance of real use other than getting you blood sugar up fast and then disappointing and leaving you wanting more.









   







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