Off color dark humor and sarcastic greeting cards

Fox Witch cooking chicken dinner Halloween
by annabettenorth

Dog cooking on Halloween in his kitchen greeting
by annabettenorth

Witch Cat makes a Halloween Soup and a poem
by annabettenorth

Creepy Fox in the Kitchen Halloween Greeting
by annabettenorth

BigFoot HappyHallowBirthmas funny greeting
by annabettenorth

Emerald Witch curse Halloween greeting card
by annabettenorth

Halloween Night Poem when ghosts fly Greeting
by annabettenorth

 These cards are a little off color -sarcastic and just some downright dark humor on the inside. Check them out to see if they might be a perfect fit for someone you know who sees the world just as it is or maybe a little differently.

New Halloween Kritter Kards designs

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  New designs for Halloween 2026 Kritter Kards enter the Whimsical world of cozy homes,misty nights and baking Kritters with Halloween Treats.

Squatchcapades

 

 Under The moonlight on a half frozen pond the Sasquatch line up to perform in the 1rst annual Squatchcapades.
    

Kritter Kards Why send a card

 https://www.kritterkards.com/new-blog/reasons-why-you-should-send-greeting-cards-instead-of-e-cards-or-facebook-wishes

 Use the link above to read the Kritter Kards newest blog post.

The Bath a mini horror story

   You relax in a hot tub, starry eyed and looking forward to getting dressed to go out. You feel great but then you stare into the water pondering the meaning of life. Not wanting to attempt to get out. All of a sudden you are too tired-the arthritis-the carpal tunnel-the dozen donuts around your waist. The water starts to cool and you know you have to make a move. It's in the Lord's hand now you think.

Finally you make it onto the bathroom floor, leaving the mess behind. You go to the living room and decide maybe going out is to much work. You have lost that unrealistic image of who you are and get a big dose of reality. Perhaps you will find something to binge watch on TV. You have already risked your life in the tub, you're clean no point in pushing it.